Monday, September 24, 2007

Things I learned in Door County, and other areas of Wisconsin


Don't wear barefeet in a bar, or you may slip on a spilled drink and broken glass. "Midget" girl bled everywhere, got kicked out of the bar, and then returned (bandaged) 30 minutes later. At least Johnny Holm band was rockin the hiz-ouse.
Kate is a great host. She made us toast and cooked a pizza... and has the cutest apartment in all of Menomonie.
The fourth weekend in September is a great time to view the changing leaves in Northeastern Wisconsin. The whole trip up to Door County was beautiful. It makes the drive seem shorter for some reason.
Sometimes birds die when they hit the sliding glass door... and then you kick their head off and it's filled with ear wigs. Freakin sick.
I love apple cider donuts. The are quite magnificent. The coffee shop in Ephraim is a great place to relax... and eat a half dozen of them.
Jake likes to text message while playing drums. And the more drunk Jake is, the larger his hair is.
Matt is a very creative guy. Check out his magnetic man! He's clearly dropping a deuce while reading a pocket bible.
Jake is a decent waiter. Actually, a very good waiter.
I can skip rocks! The first time I skipped a rock successfully was in Ellison Bay.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

I want this shirt!

Friday, September 14, 2007

Flying ninja kick.

This was one of the pictures you asked about on my desktop. Its an action photo of a flying ninja kick.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

How to tell if your ass is too small...

Not my joke, but still a good one. I saw this post somewhere else. Check out this video.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Stuff to do in Door County

Common substance could help cure gambling addiction

"A common amino acid found in health food stores shows promise in curbing gambling addictions in some people. University of Minnesota researchers say the discovery could lead to a cheaper and safer treatment for pathological gamblers."